David Archuleta isn't just any cactus, he's the real deal. Though he shares the namesake of the former American Idol contestant, this David is far from a runner-up.
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David: "Yes, yes, I get this question a lot, probably my most asked question. I am in fact, not the human version of David Archuleta, but I like to think my friend Alex gave me his name because I too am a teenage heartthrob."
David: "Oh. I'm ALWAYS hydrated! Even if Alex forgets to give me a sip every once in a while (which... is unfortunately quite often... we're working on it) I always have a lot more water stored in my lil' bod."
David: *shrugs in plant*
David: "I think people aren't taking the term 'industry plant' literally enough."